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thegoddamazon:

the-girl-who-cried-food:

sugar mama was a boss ass bitch, i mean she survived the Hindenburg Disaster

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she survived the sinking of the Titanic

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and she survived the meteor that killed all of the dinosaurs

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THE TITANIC ONE THO

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jesuschristvevo:

this one is for the boys with the boomin systemimage

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macandsneeze:

This is some jakemalik shit

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quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

(Source: acidocasualidad, via dinofarts)

bromancing-the-stone:

thestraggletag:

thestraggletag:

submariet:

VAN EYCK

I lost it at the end.

Okay, I had to check out the Van Eyck thing. I was a bit in denial because, come on, every single person can’t look like President Putin!

There are no words to describe how wrong I was.

LMAO

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reshiham:

yifflord:

reshiham:

why cant your nose be 12 inches long?

because then it’ll be a foot

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(Source: greatjaggi, via dinofarts)

epochayur:

people that can swim underwater in chlorine pools with their eyes open are not to be trusted

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neptunain:

neptunain:

my brother just said beavis and butthead is better than king of the hill. 50 notes and I kick his ass

i hit him several times with a pillow and he locked himself in his room. thank you to all who supported this charitable cause

phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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(Source: collxxn, via dinofarts)

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fubugod:

Look at the concentration on the barber face making sure he don’t become the third tear drop

fubugod:

Look at the concentration on the barber face making sure he don’t become the third tear drop

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