sugar mama was a boss ass bitch, i mean she survived the Hindenburg Disaster
she survived the sinking of the Titanic
and she survived the meteor that killed all of the dinosaurs
THE TITANIC ONE THO
B Y E
Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??
She is so satisfied with that joke.
I lost it at the end.
Okay, I had to check out the Van Eyck thing. I was a bit in denial because, come on, every single person can’t look like President Putin!
There are no words to describe how wrong I was.
why cant your nose be 12 inches long?
because then it’ll be a foot
people that can swim underwater in chlorine pools with their eyes open are not to be trusted
my brother just said beavis and butthead is better than king of the hill. 50 notes and I kick his ass
i hit him several times with a pillow and he locked himself in his room. thank you to all who supported this charitable cause
What did the cat say to the dog?
cats don’t talk